Foxing around with the au pair

Alistair Spenlow is my name and, as London’s most fashionable Interior Designer, I have the privilege of selecting my clients. I agreed to redesign Mr. Markham’s flat because they were in desperate need of a makeover and I couldn’t let his beautiful wife spend one more night than necessary in that dreary apartment full of polished mahogany and cream paint. YUK!

Boy…was that a mistake. I’ve been decorating their apartment for 3 months now and I’m still not finished. Mr. Markham is so utterly difficult to work with and he refuses to give me a decision on anything. Well, at least their au pair is a total fox…..if I could only get one night alone with her.